An Even Bigger Reason Romney's Presidential Hopes Are Going Up in Smoke

That would be YOU ... and you and you and you.

While Republicans wince and cower and hope that Romney can get through the day without making a complete ass of himself or revealing either how little he cares about non-rich people or how insincere he is in his backing of extremist right-wing policies, Democrats are fired up and ready to go. The "Obama didn't give me a pony (or a dressage horse)" purity progressive crowd is vastly outnumbered.

And apparently the Obama campaign intends to open a campaign office on virtually every street corner. It should be easier to find a place to volunteer than a Big Mac — and it's better for you! (Full disclosure: I'm a longtime vegetarian)

Look at this:

Cuyahoga County 2012 Obama Office Openings

Now open
Lakewood Office
11822 Detroit Avenue, Lakewood, OH 44107
Contact: John Welle, 216-262-8451

September 12
Cleveland Wards 7 and 8 Office Opening
3740 Euclid Avenue, Cleveland, OH 44115
5:30 - 7:30 pm
(program starts at 6:00 pm)
Contact: Cha Edmunds, 330-357-7598

September 14
Cleveland Ward 9 and East Cleveland Office Opening
12414 Euclid Avenue, East Cleveland, OH 44112
5:30 - 7:30 pm
(program starts at 6:00 pm)
Contact: Cha Edmunds, 330-357-7598

September 19
Richmond Hts.Office Opening
468 Richmond Road, Richmond Hts, OH 44143
3:00 - 9:00 pm
(program starts at 6:00 pm)
Contact: Juana Silverto, 614-371-8267

September 20
Euclid Office Opening
22800 Lakeshore Blvd, Euclid, OH 44117
3:00 - 9:00 pm
(program starts at 6:00 pm)
Contact: Juana Silverto, 614-371-8267

These are just the NEW offices. The one in Parma opened in February. The one on Shaker Square never totally closed after the 2008 campaign; it had a "grand reopening" back in 2010. I think there are some others too.

I highly recommend seeking out the office near you which you can find on barackobama.com. Join the throngs of enthusiastic volunteers working hard to assure that a stuff, clueless, arrogant dick whose lack of foreign policy experience makes Bush look like a genius never comes near being President.