Gov. Mark Sanford Assumes Mantle of GOP Leadership

Submitted by Anthony Fossaceca on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:36pm.

Shocking.

Stop me if you've heard this story before.

GOP Leader.
Lies.
Gets caught.
Apologizes for sinning.
Cries on camera.

The perfect role model for the GOP, because he IS the GOP.

Well ...

Submitted by Paul on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:21pm.

Not quite up to the Rush Limbaugh standard.

-- No illegally procured Viagra
-- Argentina isn't known, as the Dominican Republic is, as a destination for underage sex tourism.

Gotta say that Rush still holds the leadership position.

Maybe Baby?

Submitted by vcjpolitics on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:41pm.

I'm thinking that he went down there for the birth of a Marquito or Marquita.

Don't Cry For Me, Argentiiiii-naaaaa....

Submitted by vcjpolitics on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:37pm.

Sorry. Just had to get that one off my chest.

Lyrics

Submitted by redhorse on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 4:52pm.

If Mark Sanford's life was a Beach Boys song:

Appalachian, Argentinian
Oooo, I want to take you

More and more, Romney looks like the 2012 GOP candidate by default.

Maybe

Submitted by Paul on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:07pm.

But if we can catch Romney and Huckabee in a love nest in one of Romney's 17 houses, then no one will be left!

Saves Obama from offering them ambassadorships to somewhere or other.

C'mon give the guy a break.

Submitted by MagillaGorilla on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 8:31am.

C'mon give the guy a break. He had no way of knowing that the Appalachian trail ends in Georgia, and does not extend from Maine to Argentina. Honest mistake.

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