Guess Who Is Old Enough to Run for President Today?
It's Josh "The Empty Suit" Mandel's birthday today — and he turns 35! That means he's legally old enough to run for President, which I'm sure he plans to start doing the day after he's elected to the U.S. Senate. Only we're going to make sure he's not elected to the U.S. Senate, right?
Joshie doesn't need OUR birthday wishes because I'll bet all his secret-money friends like Charles and David Koch, Sheldon Adelson, Foster Friess and David Brennan gave him a nice big birthday gift: the promise to fund a mega superPAC to jumpstart his presidential campaign.
The rest of us who can afford to do so — even though we have far less than the above named folks — should celebrate Senator Sherrod Brown's his 60th birthday a little early (it's November 9) and send him a little something to help make sure that Joshie doesn't steal OUR Senate seat for the benefit of his wealthy friends. And then we can all be celebrating together on November 6.