"The Only Way Romney Can Win"
Humor! Which is something we desperately need now as we watch the appalling spectacle of an actual presidential candidate revealing his contempt for anyone who isn't wealthy.
"Romney to Have Mouth Wired Shut"
In what his campaign described today as a bold strategy to insure victory in the Presidential contest, Republican nominee Mitt Romney will undergo a procedure to have his mouth wired shut until Tuesday, November 6th.
If you don't subscribe to Andy Borowitz, you should. He's writing some of the best political humor around , and his columns — appearing at The New Yorker's site — are short, sweet, and to the point.
And yeah, it's starting to look like Romney's only shot is to say nothing between now and the election. That would make some interesting debates!